Sunday, May 22, 2005

Storm in a D-cup as computer heroine Lara Croft loses infamous features

According to Saturday's edition of The Times newspaper, British computer game firm Eidos, which created Croft, has changed her physique to one less likely to put off female players.
In the soon-to-be-released "Tomb Raider: Legend," the eighth title to feature Croft, her DD-size bust has been reduced to a more modest C-cup and some of her more revealing outfits have been ditched, the report said.


I think part of me just died. Is nothing sacred?

2 comments:

Julie said...

aw...I think they should've kept the DD's and turned them into some sort of lethal weapon....elastic stretchy torpedoes that spring back into place?

Unknown said...

They are lethal weapons! All those young boys stuck in front of a computer hour after hour eating ding-dongs and drinking Jolt Cola with no sun and no vitamin D. Now they want to trap girls into the same fate? That is just wrong.

In all seriousness- I predict the new laura looks a lot like Angelina Joulie(Sp?) I also predict falling sales for the Laura Croft franchise.