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Wednesday, May 18, 2005
And the lord of the ducks tossed sand on the water:
Every time a group of ducks swam by they would get excited thinking someone was tossing bread to them. When they discovered it was only sand they would swim off and a new group would race over. It was a vicious cycle.
Ducks and Geese can be crazy. I once saw an old lady knocked over and her bread bag ripped out of her hand. I am surprised that there are no support groups for children and their fear of ducks and geese. Why do clowns get a corner on the fear market?
My mom has an old home movie of a three-year-old me chasing after a duck at a park with a chunk of bread. I chase him right out of the frame. Two seconds later I come back into the frame, screaming my head off, a dozen hungry fowls chasing me!
4 comments:
It's better than having actual bread and your son freaking out because he's being swarmed...
"When Ducks Attack"
Ducks and Geese can be crazy. I once saw an old lady knocked over and her bread bag ripped out of her hand. I am surprised that there are no support groups for children and their fear of ducks and geese.
Why do clowns get a corner on the fear market?
My mom has an old home movie of a three-year-old me chasing after a duck at a park with a chunk of bread. I chase him right out of the frame. Two seconds later I come back into the frame, screaming my head off, a dozen hungry fowls chasing me!
You have got to get that convereted to DVD. I am laughing just thinking about it. That is priceless.
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