Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Cool California Summer

The problem with our rather cool summer in California--

If we had our normal hot weather this summer. The power would keep going out. Then we could all blame Arnold.

Now if we could only have a national disaster like Florida. Bush could be the hero and ride in a helicopter while wearing his silly flight suit.. He could ride over all the damage. Then he could say the magic words “this is a disaster area”. All the people would rejoice because Bush can protect us from our harsh environment.

Note to Arnold: Time to use some of that special interest money to create a natural disaster. You do not want to lose favor from Bush and co. They can be rather vindictive. They may even accuse you off sleeping with a Kennedy. A accusation like that could sink you as a Republican.

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