Friday, October 29, 2004

How Bush is handled ( fry the testicles— remotely)

The above link allegedly proves that Bush wore a device during debate. Up to this point much speculation has revolved around the fact that an off site handler suppled Bush with answers during the debate. The MQUEST THINK TANK has come up with a better solution.

After much testing on prisoners- Halliburton Co has designed a mini cattle prod that they can use to remotely fry the testicles of anyone that does not follow the Halliburton agenda. That was what the black box was. Think about it.
(Thats why Bush kept blinking, jumping, twitching and turning red.)

Pledge your allegiance to Halliburton before they come for your Testicles.

3 comments:

Jack Steiner said...

Ouch, ouch, ouch. Normally I wouldn't say this, but suggesting a device like that might require a boot to the head and a lesson in Tai Kwon Leap.

Unknown said...

Jump. Jump. Fry. CRY.

Unknown said...

Jump. Jump. Fry. CRY.