Sunday, October 17, 2004

Federal Inmate 55170-054 writes to her few fans from "Camp Cupcake"

The 63-year-old jailbird's future Internet postings will likely be as brief as her first. Aside from prison restrictions on her outside communication, publishing pundits expect her to save most of the juicy stuff for her prison memoirs, which could fetch upwards of $5 million.
Who says crime does not pay? She will not be able to get the 5 million is nothing fun happens. Any ideas?

2 comments:

Mary said...

Martha hasn't got anything to worry about. Even if something bad DOES happen, something tells me she won't talk about it because her image is already pretty shot. All I know is that I want to get one of those cool camp cupcake t-shirts I've been seeing!

Unknown said...

What type of prison story can she sell? I like the t-shirt. But, I do not wear pink. Martha is still a powerful brand. Her public will wait for her. But, will the advertisers wait for her?