Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Desperate Housewives

Do you have a lawyer on retainer? Did it come with the cell phone plan?

To the soccer mom in her oversized SUV that ran the red light and did not notice because she was yapping on the phone-
Your oversized- overweight vehicle is a deadly weapon. Your lack of attention while driving a deadly weapon is stunning. Farther down the road- could your careless carefree driving be cause for a murder trial?

2 comments:

majqa said...

The short answer to that question is "Yes."

Unknown said...

See you are learning something in law school.