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Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Cold Muffins
Why does Starbucks not offer to warm my muffin? They will do anything I want to my drink. They will offer to leave room for cream. They will shake my drink. They will play cool music while I wait for them to “hand craft my drink”. They will smile at me and call me by name. But, they do not offer to warm my muffin. WHY?
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I donno bro. The last time I asked the girl at the Starbucks counter to warm my muffins, she just laughed and said "No way creep!"
Maybe she misunderstood me and thought I was asking to warm up HER muffins. My thick accent does, at times, cause me problems.
When they ask how do you like it. It does seem like a pick up line.
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