Sunday, November 28, 2004

Santa Banned From Skydiving by Disneyland

Disney officials say the flight restrictions are needed to thwart terrorists who could target the park. Managers of the 50-store shopping center don't buy it.

Yet, they are not afraid that some one may launch a missile attack disguised as one of the 500 trillion fireworks Disney launches into the air every holiday and summer night.

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