Yesterday, my son and I were sitting in the car with the windows rolled down. We were waiting for my wife to come out of the store with a jar of cough medicine for my son.
A old lady walks up to my window and says “Excuse me sir, why do cows wear bells?” Stunned, I reply with “What?”. She says “Why do cows wear bells?” I reply “Uh- I don't know.” She looks at me points to her head and exclaims “Because their horns are Broken.” She then turns and walks a few feet before spinning back to us and asking “Where do people with one arm shop”. Knowing it had to be a joke I tell her that I have no idea. She pauses and says “A second hand store”. Then she wanders off into the parking lot.
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