Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Founding Fathers in my eyes


Many people seem to like to ask what would the founding fathers do. So I decided to re-read Ben Franklin's auto biography. Some of my notes on what he would do and suggest. Inoculate/vaccinate your children. Own a printing press. Give up the gold standard and print money. Printing money is a good idea if you own the press that prints it for the government. The dude that owns the printing press can shape public policy by telling people what to think. Always give money to charity and churches. Never attend church as the preacher only wants job security and is kind worthless when it comes to lame sermons. Do not call them taxes but make sure people pay for great service like hospitals, libraries and fire departments. Public work projects like street repair keep society civil and moving foreword. The rich unfairly write laws so they do not have to pay their fair share. Any businessmen that does not do business in multiple languages is a complete idiot.

Saturday, May 07, 2011

What do the voice in your head say?

We've traced the voices, ma'am... they're coming from inside your head

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Speak with respect, but carry a big question.

Speak with respect, but carry a big question.

Saturday, May 08, 2010

Flopsy To Plopsy: Bud Ducks and daily policy

Flopsy To Plopsy: Bud Ducks and daily policy: "fustercluck"
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Wednesday, May 05, 2010

New home for the ducks ...

The "editorials from the ducks" has moved to wwww.flopsytoplopsy.com

Saturday, May 01, 2010

Friday, April 16, 2010

So what solvent will the Queen use to dissolve parliament today?


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So what solvent will the Queen use to dissolve parliament today?

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Teabaggers are to politics what professional wrestling is to sports.


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Teabaggers are to politics what professional wrestling is to sports.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Autobiography: A Work of Fiction in which the author is the hero.


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Autobiography: A Work of Fiction in which the author is the hero.

Q: What’s the difference between a guy who just lost everything in Vegas and an investment banker?


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Q: What’s the difference between a guy who just lost everything in Vegas and an investment banker?

Nothing ever burns down by itself, every fire needs a little bit of help


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Nothing ever burns down by itself, every fire needs a little bit of help

Friday, April 09, 2010

went to cash my check at the bank and the bank bounced.


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went to cash my check at the bank and the bank bounced.

nick adenhart crash photos - one year later.


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nick adenhart crash photos - one year later.

apathy got us into this mess, why can't it get us out of it?


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apathy got us into this mess, why can't it get us out of it?

Thursday, April 08, 2010

i demand to be better informed in order to increase my degree of apathy !


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i demand to be better informed in order to increase my degree of apathy !

If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, does the logic stand that the friend of my friend is my enemy?


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If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, does the logic stand that the friend of my friend is my enemy?

I say we unite and fight against united people!!


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I say we unite and fight against united people!!

Why did the teabagger cross the road? Because Fox News told them to


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Why did the teabagger cross the road? Because Fox News told them to

If a man and woman get married in Texas and move to Washington D. C., are they still first cousins?


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If a man and woman get married in Texas and move to Washington D. C., are they still first cousins?

You know you are a teabagger when You shout down someone who is talking, because you believe they are trying to limit your freedom of speech.


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You know you are a teabagger when You shout down someone who is talking, because you believe they are trying to limit your freedom of speech.

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

You Say Liberal Like it's a Bad Thing!


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You Say Liberal Like it's a Bad Thing!


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Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and i'll show you A-flat miner.

Bakers ask each other for recipes on a kneed-to- know basis.


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Bakers ask each other for recipes on a kneed-to- know basis.

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Why did the cannibal eat the missionary? Because the missionary told him he needed a taste of religion. (The Church of Cheesus Chrust)


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Why did the cannibal eat the missionary? Because the missionary told him he needed a taste of religion.

(The Church of Cheesus Chrust)

Monday, April 05, 2010

Today is the day to stand up and be counted! At least that's what this census letter says


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Today is the day to stand up and be counted! At least that's what this census letter says

I have a manifesto! If my demands are not met, I will be forced to write another


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I have a manifesto! If my demands are not met, I will be forced to write another